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A Christmas guide to get you feeling festive AF!

A Christmas guide to get you feeling festive AF!

It’s 4 days until the BIG day and we’re about to make you feel festive AF babes! We’ve
put together a Perky Pear Christmas survival guide to make it your best Christmas
yet.


Did someone say food?

Is it just us or do you get more excited about
the food than the gifts? We didn’t think so. Don’t worry though girls, it’s
time to make up for all those calories you ditched in aid to get your summer
bod.

“We elves try to stick to the four main food groups: candy, candy canes,
candy corns and syrup.” – Elf


To drink
or not to drink?

Reasons
to drink on Christmas day. 1) Because it’s Christmas day

Reasons
not to drink on Christmas
day. 1) There aren’t any

The hostess with the mostess

If you’ve been nominated as host this year and have the job of cooking the
ultimate Christmas Dinner (no pressure) make sure you prep in advance.

Alternatively aid yourself with a bottle of something bubbly and drink your way
through it. Tip: if you get your guests drunk too they’ll never notice the
burnt stuffing balls.

Practice your best “Awww I love it,
thank you” face

We’ve all been there: you open a
gift from your Aunty Mabel who hasn’t seen you since you were a 7 year old in
sparkly disco tights, out of the goodness of your heart you pretend that you
love whatever hideous gift it is that she bought you.


What to wear

It wouldn’t be Christmas without the whole family sitting around the table
wearing hideous festive jumpers (why are they always so itchy?) and Christmas
cracker hat. But for those festive parties PP have got you covered. Check out our
Christmas Party Styles blog for some major sparkly inspo and tips on
how to wear our ultimate breast lift and shape tape.

The Playlist

With Christmas comes Christmas music which we LOVE! We’ve wrapped up a few of
our faves to see you through the day.

Last Christmas – Wham!

I Want For Christmas Is You – Mariah Carey

Driving Home For Christmas – Chris Rea

Jingle Bell Rock – Brenda Lee

Fairytale Of New York – The Pouges

Santa Tell Me – Ariana Grande

Winter Wonderland – Dean Martin

Do They Know It’s Christmas – Band Aid

Stay Another Day – East 17

Have fun, laugh, and have the best time with the people you love

Need we say more?

Merry Christmas ya filthy animals…


and a happy new year!